Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Restless Nap-Dreams

I dreamed that a much respected and very attractive female professor of mine was limping and terribly sick at my sister's birthday party, where the latter was also being awarded for a French rap song she had written, and which was taking place in a giant The Simpsons-themed restaurant; I woke up then with a terrible headache, and immediately ate three slices of cold mushroom pizza from blackjack.


Evil Genius said...

Having worked a double shift as a waiter in full Smithers regalia and experiencing this all second-hand, I can assure you this was no dream.

Hannah said...

Three slices of cold mushroom pizza from Blackjack is the perfect cure for headaches. You should submit an article to a medical journal.